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The Monsters in the Wood

A man one day walked a school of children, small monsters, and animals, into and past the wood edge, like ducklings, toward a large tree of knowledge, in the hopes that he could read to them a short a tale from his book of tales.

“…And that reason is why we are here, at the break of dawn, at this tree of knowledge.” and he patted the thick trunk a few times, and plopped himself on the ground, and the monsters and children began mumbling to each other in excitement, waiting for him to continue.

Darma, a big red smiling monster in the shape of a ball, grinned at a small blue ball-monster that he kept on his shoulder. A quiet voice escaped from a glowing rock that the blue monster held in his tiny hands.

A cloud monster then floated up, and above a young, sweet girl named Betty, and it began to snow above her. Betty sprang open a mini umbrella and looked at the man with the book of tales intently.

He opened to the middle, and grass, coins, and little flames expelled into the air from the old leather-bound book. He sat against the trunk, and looked towards the sky.

“Right here, I am in no rush at all. No way, no how. I just let the time go.”

And he looked to his group of boys, girls, monsters, spirits, and animals.

“Now. Would you all like me to read… a prewritten tale… or would you monsters and spirits like me to go off my own… imagination.”

“A flaming tale would be nice!” replied a baby dragon.

“Go!” Added a young shirtless boy with red punching gloves, swinging his fist through the air.

“A flaming tale its is! But before we start, I want you all to listen. Listen to this here grammar tree.”

“Listen?” Repeated a child sized bird with light feathers.”That’s right! Listen!”

And above them flowed a purple aura, and the little monsters and children gazed in the sky and heard the tree emanate sounds of knowledge.

“Aaaaaaayyyyy”

And the aura flowed to the thick dark branches. And the wind of the forest made all knowing breaths.”

“bbbbbeeeeeeee”

…

“Cccceeeeeeeee”

….

“Its so… perfect” said a young lady fox.

And the group relaxed for a moment.

“Alright children, story time.” And the man read from his book.

The Protector of the Wood.

Deep in the Wood

Lived a grandmother.

Every so often

A dangerous creature

Would come

To the Grandmother’s house

In the wood.

And every time

A wild beast arose

A protector

Of the Wood

Would slay the beast

In its tracks.

A wolf

Slain

before he could knock.

A fox

Swept into the bristles

before he could steal.

A huntsman

Lured to the river

At the fork

To her old house

In the wood.

And the spirits

Who haunt

So many

Pierced.

The Protector

Keen

Unwavering

And Present

High above

The Wicked’s reign.

Now

A visitor.

A sweet little girl

Who everyone adored

stood

And raised her basket

Filled with sweets

So that she could pass

Without harm.

In an instant

The basket

Lifted

From her hand.

And she walked

To the Grandmother’s house

In the Wood.

So it went

And the Grandmother

In the house

In the wood

Could rest easy.

“The end.” And he looked at the group.

Betty, the sweet little girl, smiled and said, “Is that really all?”

The man nodded and said “That’s all.” And he lifted himself to his feet briskly, and gestured toward the shirtless young boy with punching gloves.

“Alright son, “ as he moved his hands swiftly, “now I want you to make a clean hit on the tree of knowledge before we leave here.”

The boy sprang up, without question, dodged the air once, and swung his red gloves through the air square on the trunk, and leaves fell to the ground.

“Great hit!” He exalted. “Now lets get back to the house before y’all get too restless.”

And the group of monsters, children, and animals followed the man back home, and the they lived happily after.